spam creativity

In order to encourage comments, especially from mobile devices, I turned off the captcha "prove you are a human" thing that makes you type in characters gleaned from a drunken etchasketch.  Now I get spam comments, so I guess my plan *worked*, albeit, not quite as imagined.
Anyway, in general these new comments are silly ads, and clearly so. Sometimes though, I get something a little different.

"If the lace while in the most embodies ideal enchanting female, then transparency s really a blatant temptation, like falling into mortal wizard lumber species deep fascination. "