I was away overnight at my sister's house and got home just a little while ago. And I tested when I got home, you know, just because.
The first line came up as it always does. And then, to my COMPLETE surprise, there was a second one.A second line, faint at first (in the photo) then darker and definite.
So it appears that in spite of all of the odds against it, that in this moment, this very moment, I am pregnant.